I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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