its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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