so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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