i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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