We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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