I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
