i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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