would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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