i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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