Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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