We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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