Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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