its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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