so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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