i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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