Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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