if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
