He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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