JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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