I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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