Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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