my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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