Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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