Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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