I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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