I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
As shirtless as possible
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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