I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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