scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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