Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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