Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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