Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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