i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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