grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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