I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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