Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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