it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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