new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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