id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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