let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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