Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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