she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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