my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.