her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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