talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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