please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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