What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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