"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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