i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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