I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
ttyl tear gas
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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