I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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