Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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