does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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