He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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