belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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